Unknown to a lot of us, the Department of Comparative Cultures in the Inter-galactic University of Earth Studies based in Alpha Centauri keeps a close eye on the Hindi film industry by periodically sending their brightest students over to Earth. This weekend saw Kuda Vitaran Bojh Dohak Prithvi (KVBD-P) aka Waste Allocation Load Lifter Earth (or Wall-E) make a quick trip to catch the latest big releases, namely, Kidnap and Drona. We, at PFC, have managed to get a copy of the notes that she w